"i just know things" Sweatshirt
Description
A cozy, minimal crewneck with dry wit stitched into every seam. Soft midweight fleece hugs the body while clean serif text on the chest reads “i just know things™” — confident and quietly amused. The back adds a punchline: ‘cause i drink’ with a bright green “SMASHD” block beneath, turning a simple sweatshirt into a sardonic conversation starter. Neutral white keeps the mood understated so the words do the talking. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, late-night study sessions, or when you want an easy layer that signals sarcasm without shouting. Thoughtful construction and durable finishes mean this shirt moves with you and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- 50/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and longevity
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and reinforced seams
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards
Size & Fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Choose options
Non-Alcoholic
Low Calorie
Low Sugar
Low Carb
Gluten Free
"i just know things" Sweatshirt
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